The Old York Times

Life of a beautiful princess saved by a corageous dog.

Juan Elenter, Staff Reporter.

Wed Feb 25, 1767.

OLD YORK - Stephanie Richards, 22 years old, was kidnaped while socializing with a man and his best a friend, a German Shepper two days ago in the park. It is said the kidnaper was a crazy lunatic disguised as Shrek (an ugly oger from a movie). The dog and his owner, with the help of two freaks (also disguised as TV heroes) were able to rescue this woman in danger, however, Martin,  the dog, died during this thought-provoking mission.

 

''I was just walking my dog in the park, when suddendly, this ugly oger comes and steals the woman of my life.'' says Martin's owner. ''It was my long-life ambition to find a princess like this, and I wasn't letting any imaginary creature steal it from me.''Claims the angry prince. 

The rescue mission took place this way: firstly, the dog tracked down the oger's secret cave, where he was hiding the poor girl. However the prince and his followers didn't expect the Oger to have a weapon. They were totally strook when they saw Shrek aiming at the man dressed up as Robin. Moreover, when Shrek was about to shoot, the dog jumped and intercepted the bullet, Robin could live, but the dog wad dead. Las but not least, the 3 humans beated Shrek to death and rescued the beautiful woman. 

''I am alive thanks to this amazing dog, I'll always remember him, he is my hero''. -Robin. 

''I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the bloody dog on the floor, I was stunned, he is the true hero of this extraordinary story.''-Batman. 

(New York , the 4th of July 1767)

This is the story of a Prince who saw an extremely beautiful woman while walking his dog. The woman was called Stephanie, it was love at first sight. At first, the girl ignored the chamring prince, however, when his fearless dog started barkingthe woman couldn't avoid talking to him. While they where discussing where would the date take place that night, something horrible happened. 
Out of the blue, Shrek appeared, grabbed Stephanie by its neck and ran awaywith the poor girl. As you can see , this isn't a happy story, it's not an ordinary fairytale.
The hero was astonished, he couldn't believe his eyes. He snapped back to reality when he saw Stephanies hat on the floor. The prince acted on the spur of the moment, he told his dog to smell the and to tell him where to go in order to rescue the woman in danger. 
Batman and Robin, who where walking their dogs too, saw the entire scene and offered our hero some help.
The four heroes are now in an almost-impossible mission, they will have tu undertake several obstacles and tackle unnumerable problems if they want to rescue the innocent woman from the evil hands of tyranny.